More like:
Mrs Late before picking up the phone says to the postman, lying in bed, having a post-coital ciggy: Keep quiet, it's my hubby
Mrs Late: Hi honey how ar.....
Late: Has it arrived yet?
Mrs Late: Has what arrived y...
Late: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN HAS MY GAME ARRIVED!
Mrs Late: Oh that arrived this morning
Late: And you didn't call me?
Mrs Late: Well...I...*Late hangs up*
Mrs Late to the postman: Great idea, Black Ops 2 is going to keep him busy all night so we can carry on going like bunny rabbits until the early hours of the morning. Thanks for delivering it early hunnybun.