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Title: Tips on surrendering
Post by: styles on February 23, 2012, 06:24:39 PM
Got any?
Title: Re: Tips on surrendering
Post by: Gado on February 23, 2012, 06:33:34 PM
A bit of white cloth for starters.
Title: Re: Tips on surrendering
Post by: styles on February 23, 2012, 11:21:44 PM
Merci
Title: Re: Tips on surrendering
Post by: davo on February 24, 2012, 03:38:57 AM
That's a bit harsh. The French suffered many casualties during the wars.

OK, 97% of them could have been avoided if they had put sunblock on their armpits, so when they put their hands up, or raised a white flag, they would not have suffered from mild sunburn.

The French "resistance" says it all. A small group of people trying to distinguish themselves apart from the average cheese eating surrender monkey. The fact that they had a "resistance" organisation clearly means that the default position of the French was as a collaborator.

It's a good job the allies rescued them though, because without the French we would not have had........er.......OK so the French have never actually given anything to the world.

Title: Re: Tips on surrendering
Post by: Late on February 24, 2012, 08:38:36 AM
Gawd but I hope some frog stumbles into this forum  ;D
Title: Re: Tips on surrendering
Post by: ancelotti on February 25, 2012, 07:17:49 PM
Je ne sais pas, mais c'est la vie!

Voulez vous coucher avec moi!

SACRE BLEU!!!

That is all.
Title: Re: Tips on surrendering
Post by: Dragontao on February 29, 2012, 08:48:24 PM
Quote from: Late on February 24, 2012, 08:38:36 AM
Gawd but I hope some frog stumbles into this forum  ;D

Well a gooner started the thread, pretty much the same thing isn't it?
Title: Re: Tips on surrendering
Post by: harv on March 02, 2012, 08:35:37 PM
Bah! Moved to avoid upsetting the Frogs, I suspect >:( :P
Title: Re: Tips on surrendering
Post by: davo on March 02, 2012, 11:48:09 PM
yeah, well done CG. Now this makes no sense at all.

Why we would bother about upsetting the loathesome country who felt it was appropriate to demolish the Pegasus Bridge a few weeks before the 50th anniversary of the allies bailing them out of their collaboration duties, many of whom died trying to capture this and other bridges in the region - I don't know. :nonono:
Title: Re: Tips on surrendering
Post by: ed_henderson on March 09, 2012, 11:00:31 PM
Ummm... Which country has the most historical victories, and which country gave us most of the military terms we have today? America? Afghanistan? No.

It's Wales.
Title: Re: Tips on surrendering
Post by: styles on March 10, 2012, 07:30:56 AM
That sounds unlikely
Title: Re: Tips on surrendering
Post by: ed_henderson on March 15, 2012, 02:16:10 AM
Sorry. I meant Yorkshire.
Title: Re: Tips on surrendering
Post by: styles on March 15, 2012, 06:51:15 AM
Much more plausible
Title: Re: Tips on surrendering
Post by: Dragontao on March 16, 2012, 01:37:36 PM
Quote from: ed_henderson on March 09, 2012, 11:00:31 PM
Ummm... Which country has the most historical victories, and which country gave us most of the military terms we have today? America? Afghanistan? No.

It's Wales.

Defeating helpless sheep and beating in theuir back doors doesn't count.

Quote from: ed_henderson on March 15, 2012, 02:16:10 AM
Sorry. I meant Yorkshire.

My answer to your first post still stands.
Title: Re: Tips on surrendering
Post by: ed_henderson on March 17, 2012, 01:07:42 AM
It's ok, it was just as hilarious the second time around.