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Title: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: harv on August 14, 2012, 07:56:13 PM
...what famous person would you shack up with and why..?

Of course, late doesn't have to imagine because he is one already...so late, imagine you're a straight person imagining you're a homosexual. :P

For me it would have to be Tim Curry because I reckon he'll be a right laugh.

And no, if you're a bloke you can't imagine you're a lesbo. ;D
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raving Homosexual...
Post by: ancelotti on August 14, 2012, 08:02:10 PM
I probably wouldn't care who I shacked up with in the middle of a rave.

However, if I were a raging homosexual, I'd pick Cristiano Ronaldo because he's FAF.
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: harv on August 14, 2012, 08:43:53 PM
Oops, serves me right for posting and watching something on the telly at the same time lol :-[ :P

Ninja edit has fixed it lololol ;D
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: styles on August 14, 2012, 09:59:41 PM
...what famous person would you shack up with and why..?

Of course, late doesn't have to imagine because he is one already...so late, imagine you're a straight person imagining you're a homosexual. :P

For me it would have to be Tim Curry because I reckon he'ld have a big cock

And no, if you're a bloke you can't imagine you're a lesbo. ;D

Fixed that for you.

The shite you come up with is bizarre
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: harv on August 14, 2012, 11:14:32 PM
Just thought it would be interesting to know lol. And Tim Curry having a big cock or not won't make any difference - I'm going to be Daddy. ;)
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: Dragontao on August 14, 2012, 11:58:35 PM
Seriously Harv, just no.

Girl in my office once asked all the blokes this, but with the added incentive of it was to save the world.

My response was that if it was to save the world, it would be the world getting fcuked, not me.

Still stands. Not something I will ever contemplate.
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: harv on August 15, 2012, 12:30:43 AM
I'm a bit concerned with your good self and styles subconsciously putting yourselves in the Mummy role. You can understand styles given his good Catholic upbringing but you drags...? I'm shocked. If I was going to be an uphill gardener I'd certainly make sure I'm Daddy. :o
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: ancelotti on August 15, 2012, 12:38:28 AM
You'd definitely give ol' Tim a reacharound though, Harv.
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: harv on August 15, 2012, 12:53:48 AM
Yup, probably lol ;D
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: styles on August 15, 2012, 08:18:32 AM
I'm a bit concerned with your good self and styles subconsciously putting yourselves in the Mummy role. You can understand styles given his good Catholic upbringing but you drags...? I'm shocked. If I was going to be an uphill gardener I'd certainly make sure I'm Daddy. :o

I didn't put myself in any role, i just fixed harv's quote.

Isn't the answer Elvis anyway?
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: Late on August 15, 2012, 09:32:22 AM
Finally bored to such a degree I opened this thread.
I worry about you, Harv.
There's no conceivable circumstance that would put me in bed with another feller. You're a bender for even thinking about it.
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: styles on August 15, 2012, 01:18:40 PM
Lmao
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: Dragontao on August 15, 2012, 07:50:28 PM
I'm a bit concerned with your good self and styles subconsciously putting yourselves in the Mummy role. You can understand styles given his good Catholic upbringing but you drags...? I'm shocked. If I was going to be an uphill gardener I'd certainly make sure I'm Daddy. :o

Huh? No role whatsoever for me. Would never happen.
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: Dragontao on August 15, 2012, 07:51:12 PM
Finally bored to such a degree I opened this thread.
I worry about you, Harv.
There's no conceivable circumstance that would put me in bed with another feller. You're a bender for even thinking about it.

In total absolute agreement with Late.
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: harv on August 15, 2012, 08:01:16 PM
Just wait until my next thread, you aint seen nothing yet lololol

Looks like only me and ancelotti are the only ones that aren't homophobic...and you know what they say about those sorts of people :o ;D :P
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: jman on August 15, 2012, 08:52:27 PM
Well if you consider homophobic as not wanting a cock up your arse, I guess I'm homophobic too.  I do worry about these thoughts you have harv, it isn't normal  :o :o :o
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: Dragontao on August 15, 2012, 08:53:19 PM
I've got gay friends and don't have a problem with them being gay at all.

Not wanting to contemplate sleeping with a another male does not make you homophobic, it confirms you are heterosexual and have absolutely no doubts about your sexual preferences and nothing could possibly make me want to bat for the other team. 

Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: Dragontao on August 15, 2012, 08:54:09 PM
I do worry about these thoughts you have harv, it isn't normal  :o :o :o

YOu mean you've only just realised Harv isn't normal.  :o
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: harv on August 15, 2012, 08:57:04 PM
Who said anything about a cock up your arse..? Won't happen as long as you're pitching and not catching lol
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: Dragontao on August 15, 2012, 09:31:22 PM
You really do think about this far too much.
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: Late on August 15, 2012, 10:52:43 PM
Who said anything about a cock up your arse..? Won't happen as long as you're pitching and not catching lol

You'd have sex with a man so long as you were the giver - and you don't think that means you're gay? ???
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: harv on August 15, 2012, 11:19:52 PM
It's a well known fact that you're not gay as long as you're being Daddy...well, unless you decide to suck Mummy's cock lol ;D
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: styles on August 16, 2012, 12:44:07 AM
The only place that's a well known fact is prison. You're not in prison, you're fantasising about anal sex with a man. It makes you bisexual at the very least dude.
Title: Re: Imagine You Are A Raging Homosexual...
Post by: AVFCRoss on August 16, 2012, 04:47:42 AM
...Why on earth would I ever want to imagine being homosexual, let alone which male celeb I'd want to clash swords with?