Fuck me, I downloaded Stardew Valley the other month, just a small indie game in the same vein to Harvest Moon which has always been a guilty pleasure of mine. Well I've ploughed 130 hours into this bastard game.. mainly because someone at work also has it and I want to 100% it because she's an achievement hunter and she gave up because there are some proper rock hard/grindy achievements in there - I've got 5 left basically and it needs to be done by Christmas otherwise I will abandon this game.
1. Gain 10million Gold - so just to give you an idea of how grindy this is - at the end of year 2 (about 80 hours in) - I had just over 1 million gold lol - I've come up with a decent way to speed this up, but its taken time to build that setup - I now rake in about 180k-300k on my farm in about 5 minutes and at the moment I'm at 5.5m - so I'd say about 2 - 2.5 hrs should see this complete if I focus on it.
2. Complete Museum Collection - I have mostly completed this during the course of the game without really attempting it - but this one is completely down to random luck as to whether you will find certain artifacts or minerals, so I may never complete this. I've done all the minerals, but still have about 6 artifacts to collect - but I think its a waste of time doing this outside of Winter (when there are far more artifact spots) - takes about an hour to skip Spring, Summer and Autumn days without doing anything - I've got a feeling this one could drag on a fair bit.
3. Find all the Stardrops - the last one I will get by completing the Museum Collection.
4. Buy All the JoJo Member Levels - I can't even complete this one in the current save file as I completed the Community Center achievement (and I didn't have the foresight to create a second save file to go back too before completing the community center - d'oh). You need 135k to complete this - but starting from new that will take some time to build up, at least I know the best ways of making money now so hopefully not too long. Probably leave this one till last.
5. Complete Journey of a Prairie King without dying - So this is the rarest achievement in the game by far (0.02% of players have it) and I spent about 5-6 hours yesterday playing that fucking mini-game trying this - it took me about 30 attempts just to complete it even with dying!!. One of my last go's last night saw me get to the final boss (for only the 4th time without dying) just to die with only 3 hits for the boss to take.. I nearly threw my pad at the tv