FA Cup 2016

[jman]

Meh, it wasn't a great final, I somehow knew palace were gonna fuck it up after they scored 

Classy United, sacking their manager 24 hrs after a cup win, wahahaha.. Should of done it way earlier, might of stood a chance of getting CL football then.

I'm a bit gutted Mourinho has decided to ply his trade with another English club... I wish him all the worst luck in the world.   

[harv]

He hasn't been sacked yet. I'm still hoping this story is a load of old bollocks. Maureen nearly got Chelski relegated ffs. He can't handle pressure when he loses matches, ALWAYS pisses off players, staff and board members wherever he goes and doesn't have faith in bringing yoof players through.

I'm going to be SERIOUSLY pissed off if he gets the job. Van Gaal is the man for United and Giggsy needs to take over when Van Gaal's contract runs its course. Van Gaal has been ridiculously unlucky with injuries these last two seasons, something that the press have ignored.

Van Gaal still has the dressing room and should only go if he loses it.

[harv]

Shite. Apparently Van Gaal said to a Sky Sports reporter this morning 'No, no, no. It's over'.

All United fans can wave goodbye to our yoof team players. They won't want to stay at a club with a manager that doesn't want to play yoof players. I'm going to be SERIOUSLY pissed off if Mourinho gets the job, and I'm pretty sure that Giggsy will be too...unless of course Mourinho gets the sack before the end of next season because he's dragging another club towards relegation and Giggsy takes over lol

[jman]

I'm just hoping he'll sell Mata back to us at a low cost price.. 

I reckon Giggsy will stay on.. he'd be mad not too.. but it would be funny if he fucked off somewhere else - that will instantly get the united fans backs up - oh man I really hope this turns into a complete and utter disaster for both parties involved 

Cmon harv.. you can do it... Jo-se Mou-rin-ho, Jo-se Mou-rin-ho... I guarantee you'll be singing that loud and proud after a season or two

[harv]

The latest is that Van Gaal has indeed been sacked, Maureen is taking over and wants to keep Giggsy at the club and Giggsy wants no part of it and is leaving too.

It won't be long before United are fighting relegation like Chelski were.

What a fucking disaster.

[jman]

Knocked out of CL - keep him.
Knocked out of Europa League - keep him.
Spent £250m+ on shit and lose out on top 4 - keep him.
Win FA Cup - sack the prick!

lololol... 


Is this the united way?  That's 3 managers in less than 3 complete seasons now...    Jose is going to have to spunk a shit load in the transfer market to get that squad into title contention methinks.. not being in the CL is seriously going to dent who he can tempt... I hear Falcao is keen to rejoin up with Jose though lol

[harv]

He's not going to need to spend that much money. He just needs better luck with injuries. The squad is quite capable of winning the Premiership as it is. Surely they can't have THREE seasons in a row with ridiculously unlucky injuries..?!!?

I'm pretty sure that the 84 injuries that we had in Van Gaal's first season was a football league record.

[jman]

You're kidding me right.. he's got a load of shit to get rid of... Young, Depay, Schneiderlin, Schweinsteiger, Fellaini, Valencia, Lingard, Herrera, Rojo, Blind - none of them are good enough for a title winning side IMO - and we know he doesn't like the way Mata plays.. I bet you have at least a net spend of £100m next season.

[harv]

Blind has created a great partnership with Smalling. Memphis has had a bad season and it's too early to write off his United career yet. Young and Fellaini have greatly improved under Van Gaal, you might have a point with Schweinsteiger, Valencia is a decent backup at right back but I agree he shouldn't be starting, Schneiderlin has had a decent season as has Herrera and Lingard. You also may have a point with Rojo, but, again, he's part of one of the best defences in the Premiership. Once Shaw is fit he'll start ahead of him anyway.

And you forgot one - Carrick shouldn't be given a new contract extension imo.

Still no news...I will piss myself laughing if everyone has got it all wrong lmfao

[harv]

Aw bum. It's official now. Van Gaal has been sacked.

Hopefully our youngsters are going to realise that Mourinho will only be there for a season or two at the most and won't leave the club.

Get your money on United getting relegated right now before the odds drop like a stone

[harv]

Aw ffs, now there's talk of us signing Zlatan Ibrahimovic. He's 34 fucking years old ffs. Where's the bloody sense in that..?

[harv]

Maureen and United have now agreed terms, just got image rights to sort out because of Maureen's connection with Jaguar and United's connection with General Motors. Hopefully it's going to fall through at the last minute and Giggsy gets the job.

Or maybe even Cantona

[jman]

The only way is Jose..    You've got the Chelsea reject I'm afraid...

Zlatan is a complete prick... he'd be a great fit for united.

[harv]

According to Sky Sports the image rights issue is that Chelski own the rights to Maureen's name 'on a string of merchandising goods, including glassware, face masks and teddy bears! It is understood this is one of the image rights problems still trying to be resolved and it could cost United a large fee - payable to Chelsea - to resolve it.'

Just give Giggsy the job FFS

Or Eric The King

Actually I'd LOVE to see what Cantona would do if he was managing United, just as an experiment. We'd certainly be playing exciting football.

[jman]

He should just change his name to Joe Mooringho and be done...no conflicts there.. 

Interesting press conference from Zlatan.. confirmed he had a concrete offer from the PL... lolol.. even if this was a Chelsea transfer I would have very serious doubts about him and his attitude.  Secret Agent Jose getting it done!!!