FL5 Season 60

[cha4zz]

Nice work as always ag.

[agadorspartacus]

At this afternoon's Harricam press conference, Ag was absent from proceeding's. The Club Secretary issued the following statement: "When Ag heard that his club, Harricam had moved into top spot in FL5, he started dancing on the touchline. We thought this was a normal reaction. However, after an hour's dancing in the centre circle we thought we may need to intervene. A St. John's ambulance man tried to approach Ag and he retreated after being told he may get a David Moye's type slap.

The Police were called and to cut a long story short Ag was escorted to the waiting ambulance. As the ambulance pulled off chanting could be heard "Harricam Harricam Harricam" We have heard from the hospital that Ag is under observation. We have to deny the rumour that Ag is in a straight jacket. They do not make them in Harricam colours.

[agadorspartacus]

Ag was awake. It was the day after the night before. Surely it was a dream. Well, he was in his office, he hadn't been given the boot, it must have been a dream. Ahem

Harricam are top of FL5 after beating Hunt Park Rovers 0-4. Standard Liege remain in 2nd place. They saw off The Rhubarb Triangle 3-0.

Shakhtar went away to The Negative Amigo's and came away with a 0-1 away victory. The Cricketers beat Stow Wanderer's 2-0. The Cricketers remain in fourth position but there is now a ten point gap to third.

The Match of the Day was a very tight game between Das Quinas and The Aguila's. It ended with The Aguila's 1-2 winners. The Somerset Rebels locked horn's with the Tumbling Sixers. It was attack attack..and The Rebels took the game 2-1.

The Crafty Egg are getting desperate for it to be Easter again as they went down 0-2 to Kane Versus Ings. The Republic of Leeds had more possession than Non Contact Rovers but went down 0-1 at home.

[agadorspartacus]

Nice work as always ag.

Thanks Chaz it's great to get some feedback

[agadorspartacus]

The top three Teams have opened up a 12 point gap to fourth place. Harricam went away to The Tumbling Sixers today and came home 0-5 winners. Ag was joking..this little piggy scored the first goal..muddy puddles..grunt. Standard Liege played a fairly even game against The Negative Amigo's. They shared the spoils in a 0-0 draw.

Third placed Shakhtar beat Hunt Park Rovers 4-1. Rick Kleiner weighed in with two of their goals. The Aguila's move into fourth place after a strong performance seeing off The Republic of Leeds 4-0. That man, Konstantinos Mitroglu is starting to make a habit of scoring hatrick's.

A goal in either half for Nuno Gomez saw Das Quinas defeat The Cricketers 2-0. The Cricketers Manager said "We had no answers on the pitch, so I'm not answering questions off the pitch. He got up and left the press conference. Stow Wanderers out classed Somerset Rebels 0-6. Hugh DeMann scored a hatrick. He was always hungry for more goals.

The Crafty Egg recorded a nice 3-1 home win over The Rhubarb Triangle. The Egg move within two points of The Triangles. Bottom of the table Kane Versus Ings played a belter of a game, thrashing Non Contact Rovers 5-0. Wayne Deer ran out the hatrick hero for The ing's.

[agadorspartacus]

Here is today's table. Interesting reading. Full report will return tomorrow. I'm off out

[agadorspartacus]

Top of the table Harricam went away to an in form Aguila's. Robbie popped up on the half hour and sealed a Harricam 0-1 away win. Ag was so pleased with the win that he gave the squad bankrupt Easter egg stock. Shakhtar hammered Non Contact Rovers 5-0 and move into second on goal difference.

Standard Liege keep up their unbeaten run with a 0-2 away win at The Crafty Egg. Al Nino got both Standard's goals. Das Quinas dominated Hunt Park Rovers and played them off the park in their 3-0 victory.

The Cricketers went away to Somerset to face The Rebels. It was a great victory at 0-3. There was even time to stop at Butlin's in Minehead to listen to some interesting tactical talks and to buy some candy floss. The Tumbling Sixers faced Stow Wanderers at home. They lost in a 0-4 meltdown.

The Negative Amigo's saw off The Republic of Leeds 3-2 at home. Amigo's were always in control but made it look uncomfortable for themselves. Kane Versus Ings fought the good fight but got walloped at home 0-3 by The Rhubarb Triangle.

[agadorspartacus]

FL5 was much of a muchness today. The Teams 1-12 all did enough on the day to retain their places. Hunt Park Rovers moved out of the relegation zone.

[agadorspartacus]

There are five games to go until the end of FL5. Harricam are promoted. Shakhtar and Standard Liege look good to be in the top three mix at the end of the Season. However Das Quinas and The Cricketer's have a very slim chance of automatic promotion. However this assumes That Shakhtar and Standard are going to nose dive in their last five games. Das Quinas and The Cricketer's may be fighting it out for a possible fourth promotion spot if Steve decree's this.

The relegation battle is shaping up. For the bottom four club's its time to go on a winning streak or it could be time to fall into the bottom three. The Team's, Kane Versus Ing's, Republic of Leeds, Non Contact Rovers and Hunt Park Rovers all have a chance of escaping the relegation zone, if the teams above them falter and they themselves put some points on the board. There is also the battle between the four teams to get into the fourth from bottom spot.

[stevenm]

I can confirm that Top 4 will be promoted

[agadorspartacus]

Third placed Standard Liege took on Top of The Table Harricam. It ended up 1-1 with honour's even. Second placed Shakhtar played away at Somerset Rebels and came home 0-1 victors. They are now three points off the summit of FL5.

Das Quinas beat Kane Versus Ings without breaking a sweat. It was a 4-0 romp which keeps them firmly in the fourth promotion place. Non Contact Rovers were taken apart 0-4 by The Cricketers. Xavier Breath netted two goals for The Cricketers.

The Aguila's harbour ambition's of maybe making it into the fourth and final promotion spot. They need the Team's above them to drop points but they are poised to take their chance as they showed today with a 5-1 beating of The Crafty Egg. The Republic of Leeds were beaten 0-3 by Stow Wanderers. Hugh DeMann grabbing a hatrick.

The Tumbling Sixers beat The Negative Amigo's 1-0 in a mid table clash. Try as they might The Sixers could not turn possession into goals. The Rhubarb Triangle and Hunt Park Rovers drew 1-1.

[agadorspartacus]

Shakhtar and Standard Liege were promoted today. That is three of the four promotion places occupied. The fourth place is up for grabs. Currently occupied by The Cricketer's. Can they hold onto the spot. It's three from five to go down in the relegation battle....only if there is an FL6..

[agadorspartacus]

The Republic of Leeds hit the bottom of FL5 today as they were beaten 2-1 away at Kane Vs Ings. Both Teams remain in the relegation zone. Somerset Rebels walloped Non Contact Rovers 5-1. Non Contact are in the third relegation slot.

Hunt Park Rovers went away to The Tumbling Sixers and came home 2-1 losers for their troubles. Elisha Cuthbert nabbed two goals for The Sixers. The Crafty Egg went down 0-3 at home to The FL5 leaders Harricam. Ag went onto the pitch to applaud The Harricam supporters and got moved on by the Steward's who told him he was at the wrong end of the ground.

Das Quinas move into the fourth promotion place after beating The Rhubarb Triangle 2-0. Ronaldo grabbing both goals. Two games to go. Can Das Quinas hold onto that coveted fourth spot. Stow wanderers went away to The Negative Amigo's and comfortably took all three points in a 0-2 win.

The Aguila's beat The Cricketers 2-0. Aguila's remain in 6th but they have closed the gap to fourth to only three points. The Cricketers will feel their not out of it yet. The fight goes on. Two promoted Teams Shakhtar and Standard Liege played out a goalless draw. It means the battle fot the Runner's up spot is very much still on.

So Harricam have won FL5 and are The Champions. I can see Ag swaying singing that infamous Queen song.. Second place is still up for grabs as is the fourth promotion spot. Three from four Teams to be relegated.

[agadorspartacus]

Looking at the fixture's left my tip/analysis is that The Cricketer's will take the last promotion place. However this depends on the outcome of the Das Quinas V Standard Liege game. If Das Quinas can inflict the first defeat on Standard then Das Quinas should retain the fourth and final promotion spot.

[Booker]

I blew it today!